Goblin Shark: Worst Froot Loops Mascot Ever

Holy crap. That’s a freaky looking shark. You can see the full picture here, and that’s the thing with its protrusible jaws…um, fully protusibiliated. That is the technical term for it. One’s even been caught alive recently, though it died after being put on display. It was probably picking up Clear Channel stations through its forehead attachment there. If I was stuck in an aquarium with Ryan Seacrest in my head, I’d probably die too. Gladly, even.

Found via Neatorama.

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