Squid.us points us to Adopt a Squid, where you can...well, do exactly what the title says. How huge is huge? Well, check it out: yes, that's a person behind the squid's head, holding it up. Huge, baby! And all of the squid for sale come with their own personalities. The one shown is Benedict:
Lets get something straight. Benedict is Archibald's arch nemesis. No one is sure why, but the feud has lasted for years. If ordering both, please keep them seperate.
Nice. And of course: Benedict is black, which goes with everything I own. Pricey, though. Oh well.