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At the Mountains of Wanting Money to Bid On This Goddamn Thing

At the Mountains of Madness, Lovecraft specimen box

It’s cool stuff like this that makes us want to turn to a life of crime. Otherwise, how would we be able to afford bidding on an explorer box done up like a prop from Lovecraft’s “At the Mountains of Madness”?

Je-sus, people. You have to go and read the contents and description to fully appreciate the horror geekgasm this induces, but here’s a taste:

  • The dissected corpse of an infant Elder thing. pinned open to show internal organs, marked with pins and letters, within a leather bound display box.
  • a specimen jar with what appears to be the solid mass portion of a “shoggoth” the slave race of globulous entities who turned on their masters.
  • a strange intelligent made star shaped artifact, covered in minute holes and markings, wrapped in tissue

That’s the first three of twenty-three line items on here, plus the ominous “and much more for you to discover.” Totally badass. Right now the bids are up to US$672. Le sigh.

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