What the hell? It's getting so you can't dress up like a pirate and go to school in this country anymore. Here's the full article. And here's a snippet:
The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.
Oh, sure. Like we're going to buy that line. Damn this oppression!