One. Would someone please mash this commercial up with the trailer for Alien? Pretty please?
Two. Watch closely at the end...where they playing spaceman in a Porta Potty or is it just me?
And after the break, while we're talking scary-retro commercials, watch Fruit Pie the Magician offer up his smaller, non-sentient cousins for the slaughter. Fun! Update: That embed has been taken down, but you can still find the vid here.