What do the hardcore do when their bodies finally rebel and force them to sleep? The hardcore dream of coffee, naturally.
The truly hardcore, though, sleep with coffee accessories. For example, Siobhan over at Magpie & Cake created a 4'3" x 5'6" quilt of recycled coffee sleeves.
Now, we can't say how comfy such a creation would be, but damn, that's dedication. We commend Siobhan for her contribution to caffeine-related crafty bits.