What If MODOK Was Teddy Roosevelt?

Man, I can’t get this out of my head as far as captions go.

• “Do you like it? MODAM fucking hates it. She says it itches.”
• “I just got tired of bleaching it, you know?”
• “I really should shave it…last time I grew it out, Ant-Man stowed away in it–I blew more hideouts that way…”
• “Let me tell you about Liberty Medical…”

I can’t make it stop! Damn you, David Gallaher!

Update:

• MODOQ: Mechanism Only Demands Oats of Quaker
• “SPEAK SOFTLY–AND CARRY A COOOOOSMIC CUUUUBE!”
• “Come on, fellas. I’m sorry I wasn’t well before, but I’m fine now. I want to come back inside the AIM compound now. Just let me come back inside.”

DAMN YOU, DAVID. IT BURNS MY MIND.