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What If MODOK Was Teddy Roosevelt?

MODOK with a stache

Man, I can’t get this out of my head as far as captions go.

  • “Do you like it? MODAM fucking hates it. She says it itches.”
  • “I just got tired of bleaching it, you know?”
  • “I really should shave it…last time I grew it out, Ant-Man stowed away in it–I blew more hideouts that way…”
  • “Let me tell you about Liberty Medical…”

I can’t make it stop! Damn you, David Gallaher!

Update:

  • MODOQ: Mechanism Only Demands Oats of Quaker
  • “SPEAK SOFTLY–AND CARRY A COOOOOSMIC CUUUUBE!”
  • “Come on, fellas. I’m sorry I wasn’t well before, but I’m fine now. I want to come back inside the AIM compound now. Just let me come back inside.”

DAMN YOU, DAVID. IT BURNS MY MIND.