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How to Make Warren Ellis Do a Double Take in a Way That Doesn’t Involve Piercings or Animal Genitalia

I Heart Warren Ellis t-shirt


Buy yours here. Wear it to conventions he appears at. I’m sure he finds it a lot more disturbing than somebody wearing a black shirt with “Member of Warren’s Slut Army” on it in white letters. Ask him to sign it with a glitter pen. Let me know how he reacts.

Update: Alas, the shirt is no longer available. Hope you got yours.

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