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And Now, Shoggoth Cosplay!

Tentacle Arm!

Is there a single person among us who can’t immediately think of a way to use this for evil? Upon reflection, I would love to create a haunted house on the water somewhere, like in a boathouse or a dock area, and turn it into a mini-Innsmouth. Everything looking slimy with blue-green indirect lighting, everybody looking like the supporting cast of Jenny Finn, and you have a plant in every party going through the area that gets “sacrificed” to something underwater. Even better, two plants–give the guy a girlfriend so the screaming adds some realism to it all.

People would freak right the hell out.

Aren’t you glad I don’t have time for something like that? It’d be in all the papers, that’s for sure.

Update: Alas, it’s no longer for sale there and haven’t been able to find a (non-inflatable) version. If somebody runs across one, let me know…