So we’re looking forward to The Incredible Hulk to redeem the true abomination that was Ang Lee’s miserable attempt to launch a franchise. In fact, we’re sort of amazed that “Hulk 2” is even happening, so badly did the Lee Hulk suck.
And Tim Roth is on board to play Emil Blonsky, who as everyone who reads the comics knows, turns into The Abomination. The Abomination, who always reminded me of the Stretch Monster, is…well, you never mind–it looks just freaking like the Stretch Monster. Green and scaly and such. But this version looks like…well, like the post title says: a mummified, de-rocked version of The Thing. For those who want to keep the image a secret to themselves, we’ve blurred it out for your protection. Good luck keeping your eyes virgin, though.
I honestly don’t care what he looks like as long as the movie has approximately 100 times more coolness than the first film, which, considering the biting the head off of a rocket and spitting it at a helicopter bit was the only part, means that I only want about thirty minutes of coolness. That’s not too much to ask, is it?