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Blu-Ray: The Makeup. No, Honest.

Blu-Ray makeup by Cargo

Yes, I know…when I first saw this over on NotCot, I thought it was a joke too. But apparently not.

blu-ray, CARGOs revolutionary new collection originally created for make-up artists filiming in high-definition, is designed to provide flawless results while maintaining a perfectly natural look. Because life happens in High-Definition…

I don’t know about you, but my life is definitely not happening in high-definition. My life is on one of those tiny screens in Brazil with the giant magnifying glass in front of it and meaningless characters streaming up its length, like a steampunk Matrix. In fact, my life is a bare bones Warner Brothers DVD release in one of those annoying snap cases. Released in full frame. Without even a trailer.

What format is your life in?