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“I’m a Goddamn Marvel of Modern Puppetry!”

Ken sent me a link to this auction.

And yes, that’s supposed to be a large body puppet of Ernie from Sesame Street. But to me…

To me it looks like Ernie after the lobotomy.

Right before Sweetums comes and smothers him with the pillow.

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