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So This T. Rex Walks Into My Office

This is unusual. Usually the dinosaurs go to Dindrane‘s office to sign up for the Glorious Revolution or Siege‘s armory and BBQ shack to get outfitted with lasers. I was about to point him in the right direction when he said “Hello. I was told to talk to you about my website.”

Again, a little strange, but you get used to strange working around here. “All right, tell me about your website.”

It’s called The greatest website that a t-rex’s fingers can make. Paying tribute to nostalgia, trivia, and the obscure. Oh yeah, and eating humans. A place for me to write about the things I’m most passionate about: nostalgia from the 80s/90s, trivia I’ve collected over the years, and obscure pop-culture. If I was ever obsessed with it or found it funny at some point in my life I will probably write about it. I love trivia, old ads, old movies, old cartoons, bad movies, LucasArts adventure games, Cthulhu mythos… eh, just read the site.

I smirked. “Sounds familiar.”

“Well that’s why I came to you and see if you would mention me on Needcoffee. I’m just starting out and I’m trying to get my name out there with like minded people. So I talked to Widge and he said to talk to you.”

I was confused. “Me? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind helping you out, but why me?”

“I don’t know. I just showed Widge my first post, and he said ‘Talk to Scott'”

“What’s your first post?”

“5 Famous Authors and Why They Were Perverts”

Everything became clear.

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