The Hollywood Reporter tells us that Patrick Swayze is going to be starring in an A&E series called The Beast, where he does not fight a tank in Afghanistan. I mean, he certainly could–and we’d probably watch that–but that’s not it.
In fact, it doesn’t really matter what the series is about, because we’re just glad the doctors have cleared him to work again. He’s been fighting pancreatic cancer, in case you hadn’t heard. And although the doctors only cleared him to work and did not, in fact, confirm that he ripped out the metaphorical throat of his pancreatic cancer while making one of the best pissed off faces to ever grace the big screen–we’re going to go with that.