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700 Bands: 571 – 580

700 Bands

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571. The Sons of Splenda.
Via Jon of The Unique Geek (@jonboutelle).

572. Casually Askance.
Via HTQ4 (@htq4).

573. The Wanting Nihilists.

574. Kangaroo Ball Love.
Blame Cabin Fever.

575. The Fuckugly Stepsisters.
Via Dom. A punk band, all-male who dress in terrible drag and play brain-thudding songs about fairy tales from the perspectives of the “villains” of the stories.

576. Right Click to Tab.
From The Hanging Brain.

577. Amos Friendly and his Amazing Prehensile Ear Lobes.

578. IOL (Instant On Lighting).
Taken from one of the few good moments from the Arthur sequel that didn’t actually happen. The band is basically ELO but on a terribly tight budget.

579. Childhood May Contain Mullets.
From @missdestructo here.

580. The Secret Name of My Pancreas.

New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday. When we’re not…doing something else. Until we hit 700.

We’re not done. Since discovering “The Canonical List of Weird Band Names,” which consists of actual bands, I’ve decided to feature one each time, just to give some added bonus to actually reading this mess.

And here we have Jesus Chrysler Supercar. Check it out:

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Here’s their MySpace. They appear to be sadly defunct, but you can buy their one extant album here. Enjoy.

If you know of a good band with a great name, let me know by sending it to @needcoffeefeed on Twitter. Just point me to something I can embed. If we like it, we’ll use it.