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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: So. He’s a Lion.

MC Aslan

So every Monday we try to start you off with something odd or weird or wonderful or all three in the hopes that it will activate your brain’s defenses and get you ready for the work week. There’s no scientific data to back up that this works or not, but hey, it keeps us amused. This week we’ve got MC Lion or MC Aslan or MC Simba or whatever he wants to call himself. A puppet that will eat you. No, seriously, I think he means it. Anyway, NSFW for profane lyrics. Enjoy.

P.S. Somebody should seriously do a response rap from MC Zebra or something.

P.P.S. The alter ego of MC Lion is apparently MC Blackwolf. Just so you know.

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