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Your Weekend Justice #54: There’s No Cactus!

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. You can’t say we didn’t warn you.


Becherovka vs. Mtn Dew Ultraviolet


  • Super Mario Enforcer Hobos by Rox
  • Arcade Porn?
  • Jon and the Mystery Booze
  • Unicum. No, seriously.
  • Dr. Boutelle and Mr. Service
  • The second shot
  • Eyeshots!
  • Leigh arrives…too late
  • Rox vs. her credit union
  • Jon and his kilt
  • Rox and the legitimate words
  • A fan letter!
  • Jon writes a letter
  • Powering through it
  • Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Air…very briefly
  • Ken, the Evil God of Mittens
  • Where is that mitten?
  • Mitten race!
  • Don’t mention the war!
  • The third shot
  • The fourth shot
  • The Lapmaster!
  • The Return of Flat Stanley
  • More on Leigh’s Kid
  • The View-Master
  • The Land of Bacon
  • Canadian bacon…yes, again
  • The fifth shot
  • Other Nostradamus predictions
  • Tuffley’s Devo moment
  • Lent
  • Church Camp Punk Songs
  • Obligatory Torchwood reference
  • Ken and the Snowman’s Death
  • “Fez on oak.”
  • Artfight!
  • The Rock-afire Explosion
  • Cock Lobster!

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  • I missed you guys last week! As there was no music podcast either, I thought you must have all taken a break :)

  • Dan: Glad to know we were missed…the music podcast is supposed to be every other week (we just got a little rambunctious with #2) and scheduling problems prohibited recording last week. But we all feel refreshed! Or if not, we fake it well. Thanks for listening, amigo.

  • Missed you guys last week as well. You’re part of my weekly listening list, which was terribly short last week. As always, I laughed more than I should have. Keep up the awesome!