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Your Weekend Justice #55: Sweet Valley Hades

And we’re back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven’t figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. This one especially so. You can’t say we didn’t warn you.


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  • Barbie Athena
  • V.C. Andrews is catching
  • Ken is #1 fan of Sweet Valley High
  • Plumes on the Side
  • Leigh and boys
  • The adventures of Flat Stanley
  • Gin & Juice & Jon
  • Rox is Emo. Seriously.
  • Sweet Valley High: The Fan Adventure
  • Cruel and unusual punishment
  • Leather-covered neuroses
  • A very scientific study of women
  • Rox’s creepy date
  • Rosie McDonald?
  • The Library Maze
  • An introduction to women
  • Rox and the scam letter
  • What game is Doc playing?
  • Obligatory Torchwood mention
  • Curling spoilers
  • The Cricket bandwagon
  • Even more on curling
  • Rock Lobsters vs. Vagina
  • Rob wins
  • We earn our Explicit tag
  • Johnny Cash, Baller
  • Death koalas

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1 comment

  • Damn you all, I literally passed out laughing twice while listening to this episode. First was the “Mick Cassanova” then the dramatic reading of Sweet Valley High. John’s voice was great.