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Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre – Audio, Part 4

Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre

We return…to the totally non-lame world of Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. This, a found young adult novel, was brought to the attention of the world by Storm (of Paul and Storm.) And it has made the lit world crazier than a possessed octogenarian looking for her glasses while they’re perched perfectly atop her head.

Never one to shy away from a challenge–I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So now we bring you the fourth part of the saga.


The previous audio chapter can be found here.

You can find the story here. And for Paul and Storm’s homebase (the secret password is “marmite”) go here.

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  • I got to the End of the Internets and decided to go back to the beginning…realized I hadn’t been here in for-freakin-ever and I stumble across this gem. Dude. Your voice got deep! Now I’m craving some chili-cheese Fritos.