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Your Weekend Justice #81: 4-2-1 Contact

Oh dear God. It’s late and it’s entirely my fault because it’s DragonCon. The Fog of War has descended and now we’re all just in survival mode. But even in the midst of this, better late than never, we bring you another episode of Weekend Justice. A short one, because we were all already exhausted. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and potentially underdeveloped. It is wrong and heinous. You have been warned.


Lego Scream


  • DragonCon!
  • Leigh’s rules for Cons
  • Rob’s rules for Cons
  • Leigh’s four, two and one
  • Kim’s costuming tips
  • Boobs vs. ass
  • Shelf boobs
  • Rox’s survival guide
  • The apocalyptic furry story
  • Tips regarding hookups
  • Rox vs. hangnails
  • Germophobes
  • Widge vs. Doctor Who
  • Larva-Man!

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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  • I first exposed to you “need coffee” people this past weekend at Dragoncon. You were without doubt the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. I was the wayward fellow who wore the Guinness shirts and kinda looked like the guy. I was at rather a few of your panels and your kickin’ fun fest. This new “sponsor” wanted to thank you all for adding a bag-o-awesome to this lone, weary traveler’s first Dragoncon experience. You’ve made a fan.

  • Hey Ken…ah yes, I recognize you by your picture. And I did come home after the con and spontaneously check my credit score…at least now I know *why*. Thanks for becoming a sponsor, chief, and for coming to check us out here in our virtual home. Just mind your head if you go into the pantry–low ceiling.