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Your Weekend Justice #107: Where Kittens Come From

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that infuses everything you hold dear with alcohol, sex and terrible pop culture references. It’s not for the faint of heart. Or for people with hearts. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Day of the Locust



  • Lies your parents told you that you didn’t find out were true until later on.

    From when I was born, until I was 7, I lived in Titusville, Florida, which is right next door to Orlando and Disney. Thus, you’d see Disney and Epcot commercials ALL THE TIME.

    So, when I was about 5, I asked my parents what the big sphere thing at Epcot was, and they, in their infinite wisdom, and not wanting to explain the concept of a Geodesic Dome to a 5 year old, told me it was the World’s Largest Golf Ball.

    Fast forward 21 years.

    I’m talking with some friends, and the phrase, “You know, like the World’s Largest Golf Ball at Epcot,” comes out of my mouth.
    “The what?”
    “The World’s Largest Golf Ball.”
    “Dude… that’s not The World’s Largest Golf Ball. It’s a Geodesic Dome called Starship Earth.”
    Also, would it be possible to get the recipe for Cthulhaid? I REALLY want some.


  • On a separate note, I’d like to propose a challenge to Jon Boutelle.
    In listening to the rest of this episode tonight, I thought it would be a fun experiment to see if he could go an entire episode only using The Soundboard to respond to people’s questions/comments.

    There must be enough responses on there to at least make a go of it, yes?


  • Widge, did I get any underoos yet? Come on, man, don’t hold out on the goodies. Please give me the underoos that I KNOW are coming in by the truckload!