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Tim Burton’s Your Weekend Justice #105

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck now in a special Tim Burtonized edition starring Johnny Depp as Jon Boutelle and Helena Bonham Carter as ScottC with Rox of Spazhouse, Herbert Lom’s actual grand-niece, as herself. Also appearing are Oliver Reed as Serv and Yvonne Romain as Leigh. I am portrayed in the podcast by Frankenweenie. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. But this week, the costumes are awesome. You have been warned.


Tim Burton


  • The Wi-Fi on the Bus
  • Rox’s academic career
  • Widge vs. poetry
  • Art fabrication
  • Widge vs. performance art
  • Sex as art
  • Spleen fetishism
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Bedlam
  • At the Mountains of Madness
  • R-Rated films
  • King’s Speech on stage
  • Tim Burton‘s The King Speech
  • ScottC vs. Leigh
  • Gum and Lent
  • Leigh’s hair and weird hand gestures
  • Wank the Dinosaur
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  • Corpse I/T
  • Shmoopy?
  • Smokey and the Bandit re-casting!
  • Working the stache
  • Tim Burton’s Smokey and the Bandit
  • Tim Burton’s Blazing Saddles
  • Real Housewives
  • Tom Waits
  • Serv on the train
  • Audio nerd joke!
  • A strange digression back into Burt Reynolds
  • Amazon Prime and Hulu Plus and Netflix vs. Cable
  • Movies on Facebook
  • Netflix vs. Apple
  • Tim Burton’s Blade Runner
  • Rox’s Helping Words
  • Talking Vaginas
  • Headsup: You can find all of our Recommendations at our Amazon Store. And there’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    This week's recommendations

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    • I’m Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’
      Are we gonna do what they say can’t be done?
      We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there
      I’m eastbound, just watch ol’ Bandit run…