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Jerry Mathers as the Beaver

Agenda:

  • Rox vs. art shows
  • Star Wars Day, Leigh and a geek hanging out (euphemism?)
  • Free Comic Book Day
  • Leigh’s scotch report
  • Free Idea: alcoholic jelly beans + Rox’s World!
  • Jon goes down
  • Widge goes live
  • Know your pus
  • Rox’s Bernie Madoff story
  • Widge’s ears
  • Mother’s Day, Flag Day & Mother’s Flag Day
  • Brussel Sprouts
  • Summer Movie Something! Roundup! Ramble!
  • Jackie Cooper RIP
  • Amazingly calm Ayn Rand discussion!
  • Rob’s Summer Movie Something! Addendum! Roundup! Thing!
  • Good Omens casting via Rob
  • Rob’s The Beaver review
  • What “laid” actually means
  • The ultimate bowling story
  • Ezra Pound‘s grandson is now Widge
  • Leigh and her Smurf hatred
  • Universal Studios can bite us
  • Extended Doctor Who podcast and discussion

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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