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Your Weekend Justice #114: Naptime is Terror Time!

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to flash you on chat roulette. Or make you put all your money on red. Or both. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart. The only man alive who could take this podcast unscathed…is Rutger Hauer. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Gun show


  • Steve
  • The gun show
  • Exorcist Babies!
  • Rox vs. Fisher King
  • Chat Roulette?
  • Rox vs. Mr. Lizard
  • Leigh vs. technology
  • Packing and drinking
  • Sleeping in the car
  • Happy hour at Starbucks
  • Jon’s bowel movements
  • Cosette vs. Transformers
  • A paucity of Starbucks
  • Doctor Who vs. Scooby-Doo
  • Sandal innuendos
  • Scott and too much information about shaving
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  • Microsoft vs. Skype
  • ScottC vs. gravity
  • I’m a Pastafarian
  • I’m a Dalek
  • I Want Something Weird from Rox!
  • Rock Lobster for charity?
  • Thor reviews
  • Cosmic Cube, explained
  • Alan Cumming and fragrances
  • Awkward moment regarding the Smurfs
  • Rox helps when she doesn’t help…or something
  • Problems with Conan
  • Splinters!
  • William Peter Blatty and Kickstarter
  • Zombies and economics and mystics and Widge’s book
  • College and learning and stuff
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    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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