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Your Weekend Justice #122: Juicebox on Ice

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that goes shopping for sex toys at 2pm in the afternoon over a long lunch and just doesn’t give a damn. So this podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Billy Beer


  • Sex on ice skates
  • Tim Burton‘s Footloose the Musical
  • Tim Burton’s Weekend Justice
  • High school musicals
  • The Broadway report
  • From Google Plus to half-nakedness
  • Rox gets 27 inches
  • Semi-naked
  • Safewords…or not
  • Sausage and Tang
  • Live action Fairly OddParents
  • Rox and The Illuminati
  • A Dance With Dildos
  • Leigh vs. Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream
  • The birth of WEJipedia
  • Nudity vs. bondage and underwear
  • Amazon shopping goes completely and utterly wrong
  • That’s not how espresso should be used
  • Aaron finds an inflatable friend
  • Back Up On It!
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  • Yag-wire!
  • Green Lantern‘s parody oath
  • Pro-tip about vans
  • Goddamn Viggo
  • Not dripping nectar
  • Torchwood report
  • Really horrible joke makes Scott turn butch
  • The best description of Billy Beer ever
  • New Thelma & Louise
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Ernest Borgnine Fight!
  • Billy Joel and physics
  • Sexual tension and fast food
  • The McDonaldLand Movie
  • Rox Helps!
  • Great Dumpsters of Boston
  • Headsup: You can find all of our Recommendations at our Amazon Store. And there’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store. (Recommendations will be updated in a bit. Fear not.)

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #121: Those Little Slices of Friction, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.


    1 comment

    • I have made a start on WEJipedia but really need the help of the listeners to fill in a lot of the blanks. :)