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Your Weekend Justice #134: How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of Cerebro?

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that focus on television like a sawed-off shotgun filled with Jell-O. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Night of the Comet


  • Spock, the closet and Rox’s sincerity
  • Amazon, DC and Barnes & Noble
  • Don’t hate on Neil Gaiman, fuckers
  • Jon, Lord of the Uni-Pull
  • New podcast advertisement!
  • Scott, helpful person
  • The sound of the 1870s
  • Widge’s beer and return to Alabama
  • Leigh’s abandoned costume (idea)
  • Alice in Wonderland redux
  • Bacon funnel cakes!
  • Howard Hessman and autographs
  • Sex and Medieval Times
  • The Irish and The Welsh and some islanders
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Walking Dead
  • New Red Dawn
  • The Raven
  • Zombies and the CDC
  • Mission: Impossible and Desilu history
  • The new TV season analyzed…kinda
  • Bitchslapped from the dead!
  • Ben Stiller comedies
  • Mel Gibson throwdown (sorry, Robert)
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Sexy Olympics!
  • The deal with Glenn Beck
  • Dr. Laura, Art Bell and Phil Hendrie
  • Rox solves the Guy Fieri problem
  • MTV
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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