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Your Weekend Justice #139: Lock This Episode in the Barn and Feed It Chickens

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is bigoted against sexism, sexist against racism, and racist against Speed Racer. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Battle Chasers


  • Bradley Cooper and why Limitless is a great film
  • Rox, the bodies, and the chocolate coins
  • Happy birthday, Aaron
  • New Year’s Eve creepage or the lack thereof
  • Widge hates everyone
  • ScottC, walker
  • Muppets!
  • Holy shit, it’s Kim!
  • Rox revisits Tintin
  • Rox’s Hugo review
  • Jon’s Dave Grohl happiness
  • Trailers
  • The Rock‘s career
  • Kim’s trailer report
  • Defending Waterworld
  • Whatever happened to Touchstone?
  • Occupy Pornos!
  • Scooter!
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  • Recommendations out of the block!
  • Kim’s Skyrim story
  • Twilight and romance books
  • Opener crisis!
  • Kim’s post-Twilight recommendations
  • The End of the Tuffley Curse
  • Sexism, bigotry and racism!
  • Stephen King
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Joe Mad is back!
  • Aaron has kids!
  • Grab your MDSS and kiss it goodbye
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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    • When Kim was talking about coming up with porn movie titles, it reminded me of a conversation I had with a co-worker once.

      I don’t remember how we got on the subject, but the topic of Zombie Porn was brought up, and what would be a good title for one? Many were batted around, but the three best (or so we decided) were:
      1. 28 Lays Later
      2. Thong of the Dead
      3. Night of the Giving Head.


    • EMC: #3 is a good one.

      But since you brought it up…

      4. Poledance of the Dead
      5. Misti Dawn of the Dead
      6. Children Shouldn’t Play With Leather Things