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Your Weekend Justice #146: Vicodin, Sterno and Toast

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to talk about pie. And it’s got this really disturbing look on its face while it talks to you. About pie. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Scott Bakula


  • ClassicalCast…with your host, Jon
  • The pill that saw its shadow
  • ToolCast…with your host, Jon
  • Rox would not say hipster
  • Harrison Ford and his legs
  • Alcohol report
  • Leigh and the euphemism rescue
  • The pie explanation
  • Glitter and furries
  • Luck and Deadwood and Dexter and shit
  • Rox vs. Dark Shadows
  • The return of Hammer
  • Grabbers
  • Sundance bitching
  • Shirt Tales vs. Nazis
  • Star Wars bitching!
  • Irish Yoda
  • Voodoo Doughnuts
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • What passes for arguments
  • Jon vs. Moonshine
  • LeighCast!
  • Vicodin?
  • Group Rock Lobster!
  • Leigh divulges Mighty Bill’s secrets
  • DC over Marvel!
  • Rox explains why the new DC logo fails
  • Treasure Island…no takers
  • Wrinkle in Time Turns 50
  • Captain Planet Boutelle
  • Scott and cruising
  • Jon vs. Faces of Death
  • Arses of Death!
  • Faceless Hobo The Gum
  • Drunk Scott Warning!
  • Rock Lobster: The Escape From Margaritaville
  • Newt Gingrich wants moon women
  • Moon songs!
  • Going to Mars
  • Scott meets Kenneth Williams
  • Olympics and Absolutely Fabulous
  • Cyndi Lauper in hell
  • Rox vs. The Dick Van Dyke Show
  • Widge’s BBC question
  • Pigeons!
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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    • Guys, you really shouldn’t talk crap about Turn off the Dark without actually seeing it. It was utterly fantastic. My whole life I’ve fantasized about being in the panels of a comic watching Spider-Man swing and fight above me. That’s what this musical was. It was amazing. Check out the music too, it’s great. My favorite tracks are “Rise Above I & II” and “A Freak like me Needs Company”.

    • Dan: Glad you enjoyed it. You are right, we have not seen it. (Well, except the costumes. And they’re pretty hideous.) But I don’t recall any of us actually putting forward an unsubstantiated review of the show. I think we’re mostly talking around the show, its problems–and for the record, my opinion of it is that the problems have probably all been staged and it’s genius marketing. So there’s really a minimum amount of crap-talk IMO, all things considered.

    • Wait, “ClassicalCast”? How’d I miss ClassicalCast?!? I have Things To Say about Classical issues! Some of these Things are even true!

    • You’re right Widge, I just get kind of pissed (and it happens a lot) when people talk crap about it without seeing it. To be honest there haven’t been any accidents in a while. But, thanks for the response dude. Do you want a special anniversary slash fic for episode 150?

    • I was going to say: “But you’ll get one anyway!” But a piece of me dies everytime I write one of those damn things.

    • As you can tell we are behind in our listening. This episode set us further behind.
      Because John + Apple Pie = so much funny.
      We had to listen to it twice.