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Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene…usually in the same sentence. And while doing so, picks your pocket. Yeah, that was the podcast. Sorry.


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  • Eating butter
  • Pulling for Florida and pushing your luck
  • Discounting for friends
  • Leigh, surrendering re: the screme egg
  • Alcohol report
  • Porn cinematography
  • Rox and Leigh gives you porn how-tos
  • The Art Heist
  • Leigh and the glowing rabbit. Either that, or Tourette’s.
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
  • Walking Dead (SPOILERS)
  • Proportional porn
  • Holliston report
  • A rum primer
  • Serv vs Listserv
  • Spouses who listen to this show (we’re f***ed)
  • Thanksgiving plans
  • We’re not talking about canadian bacon again
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  • Pining for the operating system
  • Happy birthday, Rob
  • Lack of celebrity recognition
  • The state of air travel today
  • The rest of the year’s movies
  • Unexcited about The Hobbit
  • Anticipating an asskicking from Les Miserables
  • Sprinting through animated Avengers
  • What’s next for Dark Knight
  • How to solve comics
  • The truth about H.E.R.B.I.E.
  • Editing people out of the podcast
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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