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Your Weekend Justice #182: Grandmother With a Pitchfork (for iPhone)

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that cannot be replaced by any simple smartphone app, no matter how hard you goddamn programmers try.


Burl Ives


  • That thing in The Mexico
  • What you wear for self-deprecation
  • The Screwed Up Feet of the Long Distance Runner, or Why Jon is Zombie Food
  • Disco on wheels, plus seizures
  • Technical Podcast Hell
  • In defense of Samsung
  • Scott’s perfectly timed exercise question
  • Motivational apps
  • Email and the Arrow of Time
  • The benefit of canes…and dishonor
  • White chocolate baby heads
  • Advent calendar idea
  • Hello shingles
  • Hobbit Syndrome
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Tolkien Botox
  • Pre-substantiation
  • Bacon Jello
  • The Giant Cosmic Blender at the Heart of the Universe
  • Xmas trees
  • Storage Truth!
  • Dander Wars
  • Boardwalk Empire and damaged goods (SPOILERS)
  • Walking Dead (SPOILERS)
  • Alice of Spazhouse
  • Crime and Comic Relief
  • The demise of Vertigo
  • Alan Moore
  • Doctor Who speculation
  • Who Superman should fight (brilliant)
  • Spider-Man speculations
  • Rob’s Red Dawn review
  • Saving cinemas with overpriced food
  • Edison, asshole
  • How to pronounce “meme”
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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