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Your Weekend Justice #185: Dining at Morton’s Steakhouse With a Traumatized Pig

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck, returning to 2013 with all guns ablazing. It’s the podcast that says that the address is below–send any gift cards to our attention. Thanks.


Gypsy from Justice League


  • Django Unchained
  • Holidays and mountains
  • Quantum WTF
  • Star Wars Mad Libs
  • Banging it out on Satan’s typewriter
  • Holy shit, it’s Doc! Now beer!
  • Auditory hallucinations! And visual! And the rest.
  • Schrodinger’s Skype call
  • Serv cleans out Portland
  • The Beer Report
  • Growing older and regret and remorse
  • Wait. What’s in Leigh’s freezer?
  • Things Might Happen
  • The trouble with transcripts
  • Campbell Tech Support
  • Your Windows 8 update
  • Widge’s CV needs an update. Plus waffles.
  • Les Miserables and alcohol planning
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  • Very clean dirty people
  • Leigh’s supercar adventure in Vegas
  • The porn version of Real Steel
  • Your Charlie Brooker update
  • Those grinding Republicans
  • Scott has a visitor
  • Scott’s grandmother: a fantastic idea
  • ScottC: superspy
  • The Dredd question
  • James Franco and Oz
  • Zines in the ice!
  • Justifying gypsy dumpster diving
  • Doctor Who Xmas special
  • Tim Burton‘s Home Alone
  • The Debbie Harry Barbie
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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    1 comment

    • Was Scott C. sent to the cornfield in the middle of this episode? None the less, it was an another wonderful episode of the show. Thank you for providing hours of mirthful entertainment!