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Your Weekend Justice #214: Apocalyptic Sexy Time!

Apocalyptic Sexy Time! with Carol and Daryl

(Widge here. Sorry for the delay…been head down working on a project (let’s take a page from the Uncle Warren playbook and give it a codename–Project Charybdis)…and it’s something that pays the bills, which sadly, Wayhomers and podcasts do not. So.)

(Also: seriously huge spoilers if you have not watched Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and to a lesser extent, the end of Season 4 of Walking Dead.)

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck and also, collectively, we are the true identity of The Clairvoyant.



  • Leigh, catching up on television (without undue trauma)
  • Hannibal
  • Silence of the Lambs: the commentary
  • People not watching SHIELD
  • Something Johnny Cash does NOT sound like
  • Giant Kidlet vs. Lego Movie
  • Jon being a dick, but an accurate dick
  • Widge’s audio is shit. Yes, again.
  • Daryl and Carol, getting it on? Or what? (MAJOR WALKING DEAD SPOILERS)
  • Rox vs. Skype messaging
  • The secret ending to Game of Thrones
  • Obscure 80s reference (mostly)
  • Alcohol report
  • Renaming Kidlet
  • Lemon racism
  • The Poe Heist
  • Jon gets ambushed repeatedly
  • Mini-Michael Caine needed
  • Suddenly: Showcase Showdown!
  • Leigh in a nutshell
  • Ginormous Captain America discussion (MAJOR SPOILERS)
  • Marvel Quality Control
  • Marvel Live (Not on Ice)
  • Leigh vs. The World Council
  • SHIELD and betrayal (by Leigh’s husband)
  • Sleeping through the stings
  • Thinking way too hard about the Marvel timeline
  • Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD: The Missing Season
  • Tiny killer chickens in Mexico
  • Paranormal Glee
  • Godzilla in pants. Wait, what?
  • The trouble with Leigh wandering off
  • Widge’s Walking Dead Season 5 theory
  • The Evil Airport
  • Talking about Captain America will ruin your voice
  • When the Saints go marchin’ in. With a dildo bat.
  • Yes, that item above says “Dildo bat.”
  • ScottC’s unfortunate DragonCon request
  • Shopping for adult toys on Amazon. Yes, again.
  • Why the Uncanny Valley makes gamers want to be violent (rather than sexy)
  • Rules for links from ScottC
  • Tempting Widge with explosive wubs
  • Tempting Kim with Disney Infinity
  • Roast Without Equal (except missing bacon)
  • Rediscovering the bustard for the first time
  • You simply can’t trust Angela Lansbury
  • Your homework
  • Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good. Thanks for everybody who came out to support us live. You are all amazing beasts.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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    1 comment

    • Speaking as a Carol, I would not mind a little Daryl action! Just bathe and shave him first.