Espresso! In! Spaaace!

Space 1999 Coffee

Arthur C. Clarke once said "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program." I have created a Need Coffee Pinterest board entitled "The Reason the Dinosaurs Went Extinct is They Had No Coffee." And now those two things have finally come together--and I think mankind can, collectively, make the next step.

Now, you may say that we've had coffee in space. And that's true. But just like astronaut ice cream is anything but ice cream, coffee in space is coffee, Jim, but not as we know it. But decent coffee drinks are in sight as an honest-to-God espresso machine has reached the International Space Station, thanks to Italian companies Lavazza and Argotec.

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By |April 19th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

Apone Sings!

Al Matthews as Apone from Aliens

So there we were, minding our own business, watching the Aliens commentary (as you do), when the Marines in the cast started discussing Al Matthews aka Sgt. Apone. I forget what it was exactly that was said, but I was inspired to look him up on Wikipedia (which is always right) and learned something new: before he loved the Colonial Marine Corps, he had landed a hit single in 1975 with "Fool," which reached #16 on the UK Singles Chart.

The path then was clear: find the song. And the Internet did not let me down. Here he is live from Top of the Pops...

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By |April 14th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #235: By the Way, Aaron and J.J. Have a Kickstarter

Avengers Grimm

Okay, admittedly, once you blow it up this big you can tell which one's Rapunzel.

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...the podcast that says if you do nothing else with this episode, visit this link and contribute what you can.

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By |April 13th, 2015|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Wayhomer Review #181: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

Jennifer Lawrence from The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

Note: This episode is taken from the archives and was recorded before A) Widge's computer blew up and 2) Widge's car's transmission died. It's been fun.

It's Episode #181 for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, in which our protagonist discusses franchise creep, a cast that's doing the best they can with the material they've been given and a film that feels like its two and a half pod races too long.
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By |April 10th, 2015|Reviews, Video Podcasts, Wayhomers|0 Comments

Standing Out in the Crowd: The Kickstarter

Standing Out in the Crowd Kickstarter

The question on everyone's lips is: when is HBO Now going to be released to everybody but Apple TV? The next question on everyone's lips is: how do you get someone to take a sip of what you're offering when the Internet is a damned firehose.

What one person can do, another can do...presumably. There's one way to find out: go to people who've apparently been able to do it and get answers from them. That's what Team Need Coffee members J.J. Hawkins and Aaron Fever want to do with their documentary Standing Out in the Crowd. Among the targets of their documentary: Prof. John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, Bill Corbett, some crazy zombie artist named Len Peralta, and Friend of Need Coffee Joseph Scrimshaw.

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By |April 7th, 2015|Headsup|0 Comments

Widge's Favorite Music of 2012, Part 3A: The Songs

Regina Spektor

So, not too bad then. Here we are with Part 3 of my ongoing experiment in listening to more music than any one individual should. But what can I say? I said I was addicted; I never said it was a problem. To clarify: these aren't songs so much as individual songs that were not released as singles. They were either on a single or an album and stood out to me over the rest of the album. I'm sure you might have a differing opinion of some of these, but it's a big Internet. These are mine. As before, we have worthy contenders in alphabetical order followed by, in the next post, my personal Top 10. Enjoy.

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By |April 7th, 2015|Music Whenever|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #234: All Hail the Queen of Drones

Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones from Lonesome Dove

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...the podcast that is negotiating to be part of the MCU as well. Sort of like a collaboration between the Marvel Max and Star Comics imprints.

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By |April 4th, 2015|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Black Phoenix Comes From Both Mars and Venus... and Brings Chocolate

BPAL Mars and Venus Botticelli

Spring has finally arrived and with it signs of life: pollen everywhere, animals in heat, and people contemplating matters both romantic and carnal. And yes, people are always considering these matters to be sure, but it occurs with more frequency without the winter chill to distract everyone. There are many festivals to celebrate the return of vigor to the soil and to our loins. The ancient Roman festival Lupercalia comes to mind for some reason.

In this festival, priests would run around the city, striking women's hands with thongs made from sacrificial animals. This would somehow help women get pregent and ease their childbirth pain. (Don't ask me why, religion is confusing.) The festival also indirectly honors both Mars and Venus. Venus is obvious, with celebrants wanting fertility--which was a big selling point in the ancient Roman marriage market. Lupercalia also honors the she-wolf that suckled the twins Romulus and Remus--founders of Rome and sons of Mars. Mars and Venus had far more in common with each other than their modern interpretation--more yin and yang than opposing forces. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab explores this intertwining with their Ode to Venus and Ode to Mars. We expose these two below...and I think you will find it tantalizing.
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By |April 3rd, 2015|Headsup|0 Comments

Are You Looking Forward to the Ash vs. Evil Dead Toys?

Army of Darkness Japanese poster

Because I am. Not just because you can't have too many Bruce Campbell-related items in your house. I'm looking forward to the insane variations of the toys that might occur. You know what I'm talking about. And yes, I mean beyond just Daredevil having his own Hot Wheels car, which you could argue is just the artwork on the car not an implication that he himself is driving it.

Along that line though, you do get the Avengers Tower Takeover set from Hot Wheels...which would make sense if the Iron Man Mark VXXII or whatever was a car instead of a suit. Perhaps.

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By |March 31st, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #233: The Cilantro of Satan

Barnum With Top Hat

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...the podcast that looks somehow derelict and unkempt but has a handpainted sign out front that says FREE CANDY. You know you want to come inside...

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By |March 27th, 2015|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments