Oh great. Here come the lawyers to save us from soda. Thanks heaps. Dickheads.

Top 15 Richest Fictional Characters from Forbes. This list is cool, but it’s bullshit. My imaginary friend Dingo the Wonder Squirrel is a zillionaire and kicks all of these guys’ asses. Found via Digg.

I have no idea what this swimming regulation sign is trying to say, and I probably don’t want to know. Best. Engrish. Ever. Found via Boing Boing.

Starbucks acts the asshole. Very depressing. I like their coffee. Found via Boing Boing.

Everybody wants one of these for Xmas. Give one to Din at your peril. Found via Dave Barry.