I would love for somebody to come up to me at New York Comic-Con and offer me a Marvel Skrull mask so I could be part of the “Secret Implosion.”
I see the exchange going like this:
ME: “No, thanks. I’m not a Skrull.”
MARVEL STOOGE: “Ah, but who can you trust? ARE YOU SURE?”
ME: “Yes, I’m sure. Reed Richards checked me out and told me so. And in my reality he’s not a fucking idiot and would know.”
Feel free to use that or some variation if you need to.