It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants Jesus Chicken and will act gay if it makes you uncomfortable. Just on general principles. It neither condones homophobia or CGI tongues. For the record. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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Loom!

Agenda:

  • Chick-Fil-A: Drag queens, pickles & strategy
  • Aaron knows things. ‘Cause he tumbles.
  • Leigh, eating waffle fries with dwarves
  • Book of Mormon
  • Rox’s iPad 3 Review
  • Homeless people vs. hobos
  • Scott’s business, looming in the air
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Doctor Who‘s companion
  • The Fucked With Factor
  • Leigh’s pride
  • Where’s the Real Rox?
  • Morning in Ireland
  • Happy hours and car bombs
  • The Dark Shadows trailer
  • Kidlet update
  • Tim Burton‘s Three’s Company
  • The Munsters
  • Tim Burton’s Diff’rent Strokes
  • Aaron’s stalking
  • The Mike Daisey Show!
  • ChinaCast!
  • Android bitching and Jon, worst Motorola salesman EVER.
  • The New Coke of the 21st Century
  • Rob’s Hunger Games review
  • Everyone vs. John Carter
  • Correction: Tinker Tailor does have a commentary track. Widge was having a week.
  • Condom sale!
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #152: Weekend, Business & Cheekbones, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

    Image. Special Thanks to Jonathan Coulton for helping us cover up spoilers.