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Posted on 01.12.08 by Widge @ 7:56 pm
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Evil Mushroom Army by Jason Jacenko

Play the Nutcracker suite.

No, really. We fucking dare you to.

Find more kickass Jason Jacenko art here.

Found via Who Killed Bambi?

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AlexCF Makes the Babbage Engine Portable
Posted on 01.09.08 by Widge @ 3:50 am
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Portable Babbage Engine by AlexCF

How often have you been chained to the difference engine at your desk and looked outside and thought, "Man, what a pretty day. If only I could take my work out there with me."

Well, look no further. Thanks to steampunk artist AlexCF, very soon you too can have a portable Babbage Engine. Take it anywhere you like. It comes with both a touch screen and a quill pen and inkwell. It's only a prototype* but for the full information and a better picture, you can check out his website.

*--It's actually a prop for a Nosferatu movie. This footnote void in VT and OK, where vampires are considered endangered.

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Automan, Is That You?
Posted on 12.27.07 by Widge @ 2:34 am
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Circuit Board Car

Is this a steampunk Automan?

Or is it Knight Rider 1973?

Or is it Warlock driving Doug Ramsey around in the upcoming New Mutants movie? (Assuming Doug is dressed as...Gilligan?)

Or is it something we found at Dark Roasted Blend?

YOU MAKE THE CALL.

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Everything Alice (Excepting Sir John Tenniel)
Posted on 12.25.07 by Widge @ 8:04 am
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Alice in Wonderland by Salvador Dali

Sir John Tenniel is the best known illustrator of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. However, literally scads of artist have taken a crack at Lewis Carroll's story and characters. And over at Hugo Strikes Back, they've got Alice Illustrations Other Than Tenniel, with those aforementioned scads.

I don't know why the story of Alice appeals to me so much. Probably because it's an absolute head trip happening with a practical young person in the middle of it trying to make sense of things enough to get to where she's trying to go. Which is really a lot like life. Maybe that's it. I also have a huge love of the work of Salvador Dali.

Now I find out, via this resource, that there's an entire book of Alice accompanied by Dali art. Ho-ly crap. It's a limited edition. That's going on eBay for $7500. Now I must weep into my morning cola.

Found via I'm Learning to Share!

And BTW/FYI/YMMV, we did post a cinematic round-up of Alice stuff here.

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Shaky Bacon is Galactus!
Posted on 12.19.07 by Widge @ 11:03 pm
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Shaky Bacon as Galactus and Joe Egg as The Silver Surfer by Dan Goodsell

Well, people told me that my breakfast choices would one day come back to haunt me. Look what just landed...

Dan Goodsell's latest entry in his series of mashing up the Marvel Universe with the Mister Toastverse has gone to even further heights of wonderful silliness: Shaky Bacon is Galactus, the eater of worlds, and Joe Egg is The Silver Surfer. Awesome.

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Forget Arming Bears. Get Them Some Better Fitting Hats.
Posted on 12.17.07 by Widge @ 6:26 pm
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Bear in Ill-Fitting Hat by Stefan Marjoram

Every once in a while, a new internet meme comes along that just catches us off-guard. It strikes a perfect balance between "Why in the hell would anyone want to do that?" and "Dammit, that's brilliant."

Bears in Ill-Fitting Hats is just such a meme.

I wish I could tell you more about it, but frankly that's all there is to it. Create a picture of a bear wearing a hat that is ill-suited for the poor beast's cranium, and you're done. And some of them are perfect: like the one pictured, from Stefan Marjoram.

Found via Drawn!

P.S. I'd just like to point out that Bears in Ill-Fitting Hats is a great name for a band.

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Mr. Alhazred, The Masseuse You Requested is Here
Posted on 12.14.07 by Widge @ 5:41 am
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Cthulhu Dream by Roberta Scalvini

DeviantArtist Roberta Scalvini seems to have two major thrusts to her work thus far: cute whimsical creatures like Froudian-esque trolls and whacked out Cthuloid mayhem.

We're quite okay with that.

Found via Under Vhoorl's Shadow.

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For the Glory of the Muppet Motherland!
Posted on 12.12.07 by Widge @ 12:22 am
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Invincible by Kevin Skinner

I absolutely dig the hell out of this: it's like a crazed mashup of Sesame Street and Mark Millar's Elseworlds story Superman: Red Son.

In Soviet Russia, the Pigeon Does You.

Ahem. This is being auctioned for a good cause:

On Friday, November 30th, Michael Skinner, a 35-year-old father of seven (and my little brother), suffered an unexpected and severe heart attack. His condition is much improved and the outlook is good, but his expenses are rising. All of the proceeds from this auction will go directly to him to help with his medical bills and related costs.

Best of luck there, Kev. Love the Muppet propaganda, buddy. More, please.

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Devout Dolls
Posted on 12.09.07 by Widge @ 7:37 pm
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Carrie by Sara Lanzillotta

Web Zen clues us in to Devout Dolls, the work of Sara Lanzillotta. Everything from sweet to morbid whimsy to oh, man, that's not right can be found here.

For sweet, we would point you to the Octobabies. How can you not go awww when you see an octopus wearing a pirate hat? Answer: you cannot. Or if you can, I bet the dogs bark at you when you make your way back to the human resistance underground bunker, if you catch my meaning.

For morbid whimsy, there's what's pictured: yes, that's Carrie White. And it's the best take on Carrie we've seen since somebody made that cake, you remember? It's not for sale, alas. You can find that in her gallery.

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Dan Goodsell Presents Spidey-Toast!
Posted on 12.09.07 by Widge @ 6:43 pm
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Friendly Neighborhood Spidey-Toast!

In honor of the upcoming tribute show for Stan Lee (for more info, see Dan Goodsell's post here), Dan created some pictures of Mr. Toast dreaming of being a super-hero.

I think Spidey-Toast would make a great cartoon, so to help with pitching it, I humbly submit to Dan the Spidey-Toast theme song. Enjoy.

Spidey-Toast, Spidey-Toast
Fighting crime from coast to coast
Spins a web around the town
Always lands dry side down
Look-out, here comes the Spidey-Toast!

Is he cool?
Listen, Fred
He's more wonder than Wonderbread
Can he swing we say yes
Better written than JMS
Bad-ass,
That's why he's Spidey-Toast.

In the warmth of day
You can find him in the know
Like a streak of gold
At Goodsell's gallery show

Spidey-Toast, Spidey-Toast
Friendly, good for you Spidey-Toast
Empowered by common sense
All natural ingredients

To him, life is a great big fun game
You will remember his one name
He is the Spidey-Toast!

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