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Mr. Toast Costume for Halloween
Posted on 10.13.07 by Widge @ 6:19 am

Mr. Toast costume

Dan Goodsell has put together a tutorial regarding how to make yourself a Mr. Toast costume for Halloween. Nice.

First one to do a zombie Mr. Toast wins.

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Captain America: What is With the Shiny?
Posted on 10.11.07 by Widge @ 3:51 pm

Captain America, now shiny

Ladies and gentlemen, the new and supposedly improved Captain America.

And here's my question: why the hell is he shiny? My Captain America is NOT shiny. In fact, Doc was asking about the gun, and I didn't even notice the gun because I was too blinded by the goddamn shiny to see it.

Maybe that's secret weapon. It's to blind his enemies and reader and keep things moving for the inevitable "Who is Captain America?" six-issue story arc followed by another six-issue story arc with him fighting as Captain America and then the return of Steve Rogers a year from now.

What's that? You're certain Steve Rogers is for-real dead? Of course he is, sweetheart.

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The Complete Dream of the Rarebit Fiend - Book Review
Posted on 10.10.07 by Widge @ 3:07 am

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend book cover art

Everyone knows Winsor McCay. He created Little Nemo in Slumberland. He created Gertie the Dinosaur. He also created Dream of the Rarebit Fiend, a comic strip about what happens when you dream after eating a bit too much of something (sometimes Welsh rarebit) before bed. Wonderfully drawn and decidedly whacked, it ran from 1904 to 1913.

Now, who is Dr. Ulrich Merkl? Well, we'll tell you that in a moment. But first, let's tell you what Dr. Merkl has done: he's self-published The Complete Dream of the Rarebit Fiend. As you can tell from the dimensions in the picture there, it's a foot tall and seventeen inches across, to give the comic strips reprinted within enough room to be reproduced at their original size. The book weighs about ten pounds. In other words, it's only slightly sturdier than a Roman soldier's shield and could probably be used to stop small caliber bullets.
[[ Review Continues ]]

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Calvin and Hobbes "Improved" For Modern Audiences?
Posted on 10.09.07 by Widge @ 7:22 pm
Calvin and Hobbes, edited cuz yer stupid

Chazzie-nominated Jamie Smart, creator of the wonderfully demented comic Bear, has pointed out something really damn dumb: somebody updated a Calvin and Hobbes strip, removing the word "video" and replacing it with "DVD." Jamie's rant is spot on:

this irritates me on two main points. one, that whoever changed this is presuming we are so fucking backwards we don't know what videos are, and can only communicate in modern day ipod-talk (y nt chnge th txt to txt tlk, cuz we r so fick?). two, that someone went into a drawn piece of art, cut out a chunk, and replaced it, because they thought it best. you can't do that.

Read the whole thing here. Next thing you know, we're going to have Charlie Brown checking his e-mail inbox since people don't send a lot of written correspondence anymore. Also, we might want to "correct" the dialect of Pogo since it might confuse people. Bleh.

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It Gathers Bunnies
Posted on 09.30.07 by Widge @ 5:14 pm

I have no idea

Hey, Mr. Mike at Progressive Ruin. I know we're kicking off Halloween early this year but you launched some serious horror shit right out of the starting blocks.

Well played, sir.

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PartiallyClips and the Pirate Showdown
Posted on 09.19.07 by Widge @ 4:02 am

Partially Clips for Talk Like a Pirate Day

Read the full strip here.

PartiallyClips' website is here.

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I Finally Feel Sorry For Darkseid
Posted on 09.16.07 by Widge @ 6:24 pm

Poor bastard.

And, incidentally, I never knew "Yahhhgh" had four Hs in it.

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Happy Birthday, Jack Kirby
Posted on 08.29.07 by Widge @ 3:11 am

Happy Birthday Jack Kirby

Yes, we're a few hours late and sixty-five cents short, but Chris over at the ISB posted this tribute just under the wire for yesterday, and we couldn't have said it any better ourselves.

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xkcd: Nighttime Stories
Posted on 08.18.07 by Widge @ 3:13 am

Nighttime Stories from xkcd

I think we've all had evenings like this.

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What If MODOK Was Teddy Roosevelt?
Posted on 08.03.07 by Widge @ 1:03 pm

MODOK with a stache

Man, I can't get this out of my head as far as captions go.

  • "Do you like it? MODAM fucking hates it. She says it itches."
  • "I just got tired of bleaching it, you know?"
  • "I really should shave it...last time I grew it out, Ant-Man stowed away in it--I blew more hideouts that way..."
  • "Let me tell you about Liberty Medical..."

I can't make it stop! Damn you, David Gallaher!

Update:

  • MODOQ: Mechanism Only Demands Oats of Quaker
  • "SPEAK SOFTLY--AND CARRY A COOOOOSMIC CUUUUBE!"
  • "Come on, fellas. I'm sorry I wasn't well before, but I'm fine now. I want to come back inside the AIM compound now. Just let me come back inside."

DAMN YOU, DAVID. IT BURNS MY MIND.

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