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I Like My Gojira Eggs With A Dash of Salt

Gojira eggs

Apparently in Japan they’re selling watermelons packaged as Godzilla eggs. Pure freaking genius.

Of all the marketing tie-ins that could have worked for Sony’s piece of shit Americanized version, this might have been the one. And, ironically, it’s the only thing they didn’t brand with Godzilla. Go figure.

Headsup via Boing Boing.