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Giant Squid Makes Off With Cheese

Okay, that’s only one theory. But after you read this story about a guy who dropped two thousand pounds of cheddar into a fjord in a ripening experiment–then couldn’t find it again, ask yourself this question:

Next week when the film rights are sold, will it go feature film or made-for-TV?

Found via Dave Barry.