The official word has come down from on high: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion has gone gold, putting it on track to make its projected March 21st street date. Start setting yourself some automated reminders to do things like eat, feed the pets, and occasionally call your loved ones so they don't spend frantic hours calling hospitals and morgues after you disappear completely from the social radar of everyone you know.

I'll be available on Xbox Live if anybody needs me for anything.

Thanks for the headsup, Ripp!