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After much throwing of dead cats, we’ve announced the nominees for the Best of 2005.
Here’s the FAQ for the Confused.
Here’s the winners for 2003 and 2004.
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“Hey, you damn kid! Quit yer hard rock leapin’ up and down in the living room!” Man, I feel so old. I remember what it was like to have that much energy. No, I don’t. I’m bullshitting...[more]
