Heed well our verbs and pronouns! We are homogenized hatred! Thirty-two ounces of unpasteurized impatience!!! WAKE UP AMERICA! It’s Howdy Doody Time!!! Don’t laugh! We’re serious! We’ll kick your lousy ass!
Holy crap, these things are amazing. You’re looking at vinyl figure prototypes for Evan Dorkin’s Milk and Cheese. Not only do you get the two potentially lethal dairy products, but they come with three interchangeable weapons as well. For the full skinnee, check out Dorkin’s LiveJournal and even more sweet pics on his Flickr outpost.
Thanks to Drawn! for the headsup.
And if you don’t know Milk and Cheese, fix that immediately. Just trust us.