Rockstar Roasted Mocha

There’s very little I can say about this. Amazingly, there’s sucralose in this but I can’t taste it. So that’s saying something. However, you can slap as many “Coffee & Energy” and “Premium Blended” and “Cream & Coffee” and whatnot you want on the can. It can have ginseng and gingko biloba and guarana and milk thistle, even.

But that doesn’t stop this from tasting like every single other mocha coffee drink, canned or bottled, that’s out there right now. As far as the caffeine content goes, it’s 240mg for the entire can per the thing’s ingredients. But that’s a drop in the ocean for me. So buzzwise, it might do you. But tastewise, it won’t thrill.