The Hellpuppy Commands You!

The Needcoffee.com Reader Survey closes at midnight tonight. And Hellpuppy Kora just heard a vicious rumor that you haven’t taken it yet. So she instructed us, her human handlers, to use her powers of cuteness to instruct you to take the survey. Because otherwise, the puppy will be sad. And would you make a puppy sad? What sort of a heartless bastard are you? Yes, it’s true…she does want to nom your soul into slobbery bits, but that’s no reason to make her make the sad face, is it?

I knew you’d understand. You can find the survey here. I thank you. And Kora thanks you.