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Mental Sorbet

Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Escalators Will Kill Your Children If They Can

Widge
November 9, 2009
1 min read

Escalator Safety

Each week we want to give you a little something odd with which to start your week. Just a bit odd–consider it a vaccine against the WTF that your life will steadily become ensnared in as the work week progresses. But today we want to take the opportunity to warn you…against escalators.
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I find it amusing that the bit starts with talking about how you can find escalators everywhere “these days.” As though there was a plague of escalators upon the land or something. I also love the “Stand still, stand steady” bit…it’s as though the escalator was a T-Rex from Jurassic Park or something. Ah well.

Found via Kindertrauma.

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