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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Escalators Will Kill Your Children If They Can

Escalator Safety

Each week we want to give you a little something odd with which to start your week. Just a bit odd–consider it a vaccine against the WTF that your life will steadily become ensnared in as the work week progresses. But today we want to take the opportunity to warn you…against escalators.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

I find it amusing that the bit starts with talking about how you can find escalators everywhere “these days.” As though there was a plague of escalators upon the land or something. I also love the “Stand still, stand steady” bit…it’s as though the escalator was a T-Rex from Jurassic Park or something. Ah well.

Found via Kindertrauma.

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