It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that will come down your chimney and let its reindeer piddle on your tree. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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  • Widge self-medicates
  • Spider-Man: Turn Off the Safety
  • Jon’s Tron: Legacy review
  • Boardwalk Empire
  • Looking ahead to television in 2011
  • Million Dollar Money Drop
  • Having to explain filling to Scott
  • Black Swan
  • Braveheart and Thin Red Line
  • Ideas for Oprah’s network
  • Modern Family
  • Top Gear
  • What’s worse than Sex and the City 2?
  • Widge’s Wayhomer threat
  • Rob’s The Fighter review
  • Non-Christmas Christmas movies
  • Peter O’Toole
  • John Wayne
  • No love for 2010
  • Your Liberace Museum tour update
  • Tron sequel ideas
  • Green Hornet
  • How to kick off The Jesus Story
  • Christopher Walken and Disaster!
  • Jon vs. His Birthday Clown
  • Don Ho!
  • Jon’s drunken Christmas
  • Why no one wassails anymore

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

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