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Your Weekend Justice #141: How to Ship Your Mother

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that purchased Christmas memories off of eBay only to find they were Region 3. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


Maimed Gingerbread Cookies


  • Jon and the Inches
  • The Krampus
  • Cake batter and cookie dough
  • Tuffley’s amazing mic
  • Kim’s got a brand new bag
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Put it in the box! (Carefully)
  • George Lucas and the Krampus
  • Waffle Houses and Florida
  • The New Daddy
  • Blame Scott
  • Happy Holidays and age
  • Xbox friends aren’t your real friends
  • Pixellated nipples!
  • Math jokes
  • Sex vs. Twitter
  • Christmas Memories
  • [ad#rightpost]

  • Novel boxers
  • Licked by a giraffe
  • Lots of movie news
  • Sad boobies
  • Why the Tinker Tailor delay
  • Newly found Doctor Who and wiping
  • Rob Pill Abuse!
  • Louis CK and critical mass
  • Lesbian Sinead O’Connor
  • Amazon Prime
  • Jon’s startling realization and some disturbing stats
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #141: How to Ship Your Mother, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.


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