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Your Weekend Justice #163: Circus Peanuts, Children

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is only “borrowing” your fonts. Honest. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.


D.B. Sweeney


  • Wedding etiquette
  • Honeymoon report (any repetition was written into the script strictly to make Serv have to say words in Spanish multiple times)
  • DragonCon vampires
  • ScottC’s job hunt
  • How fetishes can get your house clean
  • Falling Skies Fontpocalypse!
  • Pro and Anti-Metheus (SPOILERS)
  • Crays, benches and hookahs
  • Mad Men wrap-up (SPOILERS)
  • The care and feeding of stale Peeps
  • Bathrobe acquisition etiquette
  • Your D.B. Cooper caper history
  • The problem with Coast to Coast
  • Beverly Hillbillies/Prometheus crossover!
  • Rob’s movie report
  • Broadway to the provinces
  • Rox and Rob commandeer the Met
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  • Mentos abuse
  • Doctor Who musicals
  • Civilization II…and keeps going
  • Post-apocalyptic Coachella somehow moves into Guns n Roses
  • Rock of Ages explained
  • Rock Lobster! The Musical (Nope, sorry)
  • The unspeakable laundry!
  • Dongpocalypse!
  • Ray Bradbury remembered
  • Headsup: There’s new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

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    • If someone took the trailer music for Prometheus and put footage from the Beverly Hillbillies behind it…that might be amazing.

    • SG: Exactly–a trailer mashup would be fantastic. We need someone talented and bored to get right on that.