It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that wants to send you on a quest... to Dream The Impossible Dream.



  • Jon and the Porn Router
  • Every 80s film ever
  • Serv trying to be reassuring about porn (failing)
  • Canada Track
  • Jon and the Alien-Blocking Router
  • The NSA discovers Jon's Routering
  • Man of Steel
  • Technologically advanced civilizations don't require screens
  • Laurence Fishburne's earring
  • Nerves Like Serv
  • Drink report
  • The Weekend Justice Book Club Review
  • Neil Gaiman and The Ocean at the End of the Lane
  • Hannibal
  • Warehouse 13
  • Rox vs. poker
  • PublixQuest!
  • Rox vs. reality
  • The magic of top hats
  • Widge = sucker vs. World War Z
  • Richard Matheson
  • Penis heist!
  • Jon's This is the End review
  • A proper Green Hornet movie
  • Robert Downey Jr., big actor but short guy
  • Where was Herb?
  • Kids These Days
  • Disney and Pixar - which one is the alien symbiote?
  • The Spazhouse Institute for Furthering Immortals
  • Headsup: There's new Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

    Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

    As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

    Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Earth Rocker. Send them love and coin.

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    To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #197: The Guy Who Bags Your Groceries is Not a Quest Giver, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.